Well... honestly, if I were to ever meet Edward one day (hope not!) I'd so tell him, "Dude, you're doing it wrong! The Water Shine Diamonds only go on LIPS damnit! Not your body!! If you want that glowy effect on your body, HARLOOWWW... ever heard of tanning salons?! Bronze body make-up?! *scoffs* Sparkly vampires are soooo last century! And what's with the droopy eye bags? Ever heard of kohl?! Even Dracula knows kohl! What is wrong with you?!"
Yes! I have a weakness for vampire or werewolf fics - er, well-written ones. Can't stand those that are too sappy or too soap opera-ish - because that makes it almost like some sort of bad romance/erotica novel. Thanks for the rec though! I'll get to it... when I can. I'm so busy lately, I don't get more than 5 hours of sleep most weekdays (>.<)
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Date: 2012-04-09 05:54 am (UTC)Psst! Look what I found: Edward's creepy love for Maybeline
Yes! I have a weakness for vampire or werewolf fics - er, well-written ones. Can't stand those that are too sappy or too soap opera-ish - because that makes it almost like some sort of bad romance/erotica novel. Thanks for the rec though! I'll get to it... when I can. I'm so busy lately, I don't get more than 5 hours of sleep most weekdays (>.<)