Movie Review: Ted

Saw Ted on a whim because I heard it was hilarious. I have to disagree. Apparently what we need more of are movies about geeky guys gaining a mystical power, inexplicably getting a really hot girl, treating her like shit, and then coming of age. Tonally, it’s all over the place, it has nothing important to say, it’s way too long, and it’s scary and offensive without being funny.

( Spoilery scorecard, discussion of jokes/satire under the cut. )