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The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Jul. 2nd, 2012 10:04 amSherlock fandom on tumblr, I am very disappointed in you. There exists a movie in which Martin Freeman has a huge co-starring role as the exasperated-yet-supportive first mate/life partner to a pirate captain—Martin’s character’s name is literally Number Two (yes, yes, go ahead; being twenty-four is no reason not to enjoy a good poop joke)—while simultaneously wearing a scarf. Okay, the scarf is red, but still! Number Two spends at least half of The Pirates! Band of Misfits face-palming because of something crazy (yet strangely adorable) his pirate captain (er, actually Hugh Grant’s character’s name is literally Pirate Captain) has done.
Where are my amusing crossover stories/gifs of Mycroft looking on in despair as pirate captain!Sherlock and first mate!John go sailing across the world looking for booty and solving crimes on the high seas? (“What can we deduce about his parrot?” “I don’t know.” “Neither do I, but initially he wanted to be a detective.”) Come on, surely somebody else sees this?! I don’t know what this world is coming to when I can’t get at least one luxurious beard/luxurious curls comparison. Maybe once the DVD comes out, there will be more. :D
( Very mild spoilers & problematic portrayals of female characters. )
Where are my amusing crossover stories/gifs of Mycroft looking on in despair as pirate captain!Sherlock and first mate!John go sailing across the world looking for booty and solving crimes on the high seas? (“What can we deduce about his parrot?” “I don’t know.” “Neither do I, but initially he wanted to be a detective.”) Come on, surely somebody else sees this?! I don’t know what this world is coming to when I can’t get at least one luxurious beard/luxurious curls comparison. Maybe once the DVD comes out, there will be more. :D
( Very mild spoilers & problematic portrayals of female characters. )
